Kids are so, so weird...

Me and a few friends go to a weekly school tingy called LAC project, stands for Looked After Children. You go there to help less fortunate kids with homework. Here's just one of the days we were there mentoring these identical twins:

My friend 'Hali', as he would like to be identified as, was teaching the kid how to read. The kid came to the word 'leg' and stopped because he didn't know the word.
Now, if that kid was Chinese, his parents would have beat the 7 shades of poop out of him with a feather duster because being in Year 2 and not knowing how to read 'leg' is just plain stupid.

Hali raised his leg up and pointed at it to indicate that the word was in fact, 'leg'. He put it back down but as soon as you know it, the kid started stroking his lap. Sexually. Whilst reading.
Hali jizzed on the table and he was quickly held down by the surrounding teachers. They phoned 999 later on.

Jk about jizzing, but he made the funniest face ever and he's now the new paedophile of the school. LOLL XD

Part 2. The twins both wore glasses. I don't know how this situation developed but one of the twins took his fucking glasses off and you know the bits of the glasses where it rests on ur nose. He fucking shoved that up his snotty nostrils and IT STAYED. I threw up a bit in my mouth. FUCKKK! I would have slit my wrist but then that would leave a huge mess for cleaners...

It was like this. Except their glasses had the plasticky thingies and it was stuck up their nose...
LOL for  the re-enactment. 

There's more parts to it but I think this post is getting too long and shit.
Why do kids do this shit? I got 3 little brothers but when they were little, they were nowhere near this level. Maybe it's only white kids? My mum used to tell me white people are shit dutty and they only shower once a week.

Or it could be because they're being looked after. If that's the case, I'm sorry twins and I take everything I said back... Ok........ Well.... See you two at LAC next week XD

If you were wondering, this is Hali the paedophile. Kinda ruins the
confidentiality of the whole post  as well as giving him the code name ''Hali'' tbh...