Anyway, it's Easter! Meaning chilling, eating Easter eggs and partying wooooo!!
Nah jk. Being a Chinese teenager really has its disadvantages. One of them is being always expected to study like a no-life-loser. Luckily, I am a no-life-loser so its quite easy for me.
Other disadvantages, as rumoured, is having to masturbate with tweezers.
So, for the past 2 days, I've been getting my game on and revising in the Birmingham Central Library! YEAAAH BOII.
Today, I went with my Study Buddy Andrew (no homo on the use of Study Buddy). Everything was good, I was studying..... studying..... studying....
..... and BAM!!! Some Asian hottie sat next to Andrew. My Chinese radar was beeping like crazy and I turned to look (PS. Chinese radar isn't a dirty name for something else).
She was sitting close to Andrew so he couldn't turn directly to look. But to me, from 1 seat away, she looked like an 8!
This was a nice change for me because all morning there was only Muslims and Negroes around the library as usual.
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| The girl on the right. If you know her, tell me!! |
And that was the story of how we met our first 10 (the legendary Katy Perry rating).
And nope, the maths doesn't really add up. It made more sense at the time XD

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