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erm gonna post some stuff again maybe.

Hi

What up big dogs

Girl you really blew my mind.

Its been a while since I posted something. To be honest, I wrote stuff up but didn't think it was worth posting. So they're just drafts...

Anyway, it's Easter! Meaning chilling, eating Easter eggs and partying wooooo!!
Nah jk. Being a Chinese teenager really has its disadvantages. One of them is being always expected to study like a no-life-loser. Luckily, I am a no-life-loser so its quite easy for me.
Other disadvantages, as rumoured, is having to masturbate with tweezers.

So, for the past 2 days, I've been getting my game on and revising in the Birmingham Central Library! YEAAAH BOII.
Today, I went with my Study Buddy Andrew (no homo on the use of Study Buddy). Everything was good, I was studying..... studying..... studying....

..... and BAM!!! Some Asian hottie sat next to Andrew. My Chinese radar was beeping like crazy and I turned to look (PS. Chinese radar isn't a dirty name for something else).
She was sitting close to Andrew so he couldn't turn directly to look. But to me, from 1 seat away, she looked like an 8!

This was a nice change for me because all morning there was only Muslims and Negroes around the library as usual.

The girl on the right. If you know her, tell me!!

I told my buddy Andrew and he glanced over. Turns out she studies Economics. He decided Economics was worth 2 points on its own.

And that was the story of how we met our first 10 (the legendary Katy Perry rating).

And nope, the maths doesn't really add up. It made more sense at the time XD

F*CK, I have no offers...

This is a slightly depressing post...

Just got my final rejection from Sheffield. Having no offers for Dentistry, what do I do from here?
I'm so confused at this point. Why do I find it so hard when interviewers ask ''Why do you want to study Dentistry?''.
Did I ever really want to be a Dentist? The answer is probably, no, I never really wanted to study Dentistry.

How does it feel to truly want something?
AND how do I tell my parents...

I'm back to square one. Just like last year, when I didn't have a clue what to do...

I won't be depressed forever. I promise.

Re: Victims of LAC

Today, I found out something very heart breaking.
Turns out B and his brother was very badly neglected by their original parents when they were really young and were starved to the point they had to eat food out of a dog bowl. This caused them to be unable to speak when they found them.

This made me feel really bad about... well, everything.
I was literally speechless when I realised that, people, especially children still gets treated like that somewhere in the town you live in. And some still yet to be discovered.

After going to LAC (Looked After Children project) for a while, I forgot why the children were really there. They were there because they went through really difficult times earlier in their childhood and I guess we must be reminded that once in a while to not mistake them as ordinary kids. Because, that is what they look like, on the outside, but they have gone through so much more than you and I...

If there was a chance, I'd like to see those kids again and do something for them. As coming to LAC and just smiling, could mean the world to them. If you go to QM, I'd thoroughly advise you to join the LAC project sometime during your time in the school to meet those kids and to make a difference to their lives.

Victims of LAC

Do any of you remember my older blog post about my friend H-ali making a kid molest his leg and ending up jizzing on a table? Well, this post is dedicated to clearing his name of the notorious paedophile.
H-ali has been claiming that the kid was the one sexually harassing him but I didn't believe him. Up until today...

If you haven't already, you should probably read the other post prior to reading this -> http://wowcoolstorybro.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/kids-are-so-weird.html

LAC 2K12 <3

Anyway, today, LAC ended and fuck yes, I have never been so happy in my life. This is mainly because, in the past 2 weeks, I have been tutoring this sick, sick kid, lets call him B. He is beyond 2-girls-1-cup.

Some very disturbing things happened today and I finally came to understand what H-ali was trying to tell me. We were just teaching our kid how to do 69+1 when he suddenly leaned close and whispered ''my willy is touching the table''.

At first, we thought we were hearing things (yes, lets face it, turning 18 in April, I'm getting old. Our hearing may be degrading) but we weren't!! We exchanged terrified glances and telepathically asked each other if we heard him right. That scared the living crap out of me.

Around 20 minutes later, we were still fucking working on the 69+1 when B just randomly decided to touch my crotch (my ''Hidden Dragon''). At that point, me and H-ali both simultaneously came to the realisation that our kid was a ''Reverse Paedophile''.

This particular term has never been used to this day but a Reverse Paedophile by definition is a person (usually a kid) who acts in such a way a paedophile may act but in response to an older person (usually to guys in QM 6th form).

I felt violated.
Never have I been a victim of a Reverse Paedophile.
And so, this post is an apology to H-ali the paedo as he will now be known as H-ali, the one of many victim of Reverse Paedophilia.He also got punched in the balls by B afterwards.

Milf Spotting

So, few days ago, I was tricked into helping out at 6.1 parents evening by a friend.
So, what do you do when life gives you lemons? You throw spring rolls back at life's face.

Me and HAli (from different post) made most of our situation by engaging in a fun activity guys like to refer as ''Milf Spotting''. Milf spotting is an intellectual and beneficial activity done by guys and lesbians. Variations include ''Dilf Spotting'' and ''Gilf Spotting'' (don't ask).
I think the activity originated back in Ancient China, where the men looked for MILTETDOs which stands for ''Mum I'd Like To Eat The Dog Of''. True story.

Well, at this point, if you're a straight girl and you're reading this post, awkward... If you're a guy, high5. And if you're one of the 6.1s, shit, don't beat me up at school.

But tbh, at this particular instance, i am disappoint. We were only able to spot 1 ''potential victim'' out of the lot. Maybe going to a Year 7 parents evening was a better idea. Nomsayin'?

Anyways, it was all for the LOLs. Don't look at me like a freak after today XD

The Crew- KO (quiff) , HAli (bad muslim), WEmma (top milf spotter)