Victims of LAC

Do any of you remember my older blog post about my friend H-ali making a kid molest his leg and ending up jizzing on a table? Well, this post is dedicated to clearing his name of the notorious paedophile.
H-ali has been claiming that the kid was the one sexually harassing him but I didn't believe him. Up until today...

If you haven't already, you should probably read the other post prior to reading this -> http://wowcoolstorybro.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/kids-are-so-weird.html

LAC 2K12 <3

Anyway, today, LAC ended and fuck yes, I have never been so happy in my life. This is mainly because, in the past 2 weeks, I have been tutoring this sick, sick kid, lets call him B. He is beyond 2-girls-1-cup.

Some very disturbing things happened today and I finally came to understand what H-ali was trying to tell me. We were just teaching our kid how to do 69+1 when he suddenly leaned close and whispered ''my willy is touching the table''.

At first, we thought we were hearing things (yes, lets face it, turning 18 in April, I'm getting old. Our hearing may be degrading) but we weren't!! We exchanged terrified glances and telepathically asked each other if we heard him right. That scared the living crap out of me.

Around 20 minutes later, we were still fucking working on the 69+1 when B just randomly decided to touch my crotch (my ''Hidden Dragon''). At that point, me and H-ali both simultaneously came to the realisation that our kid was a ''Reverse Paedophile''.

This particular term has never been used to this day but a Reverse Paedophile by definition is a person (usually a kid) who acts in such a way a paedophile may act but in response to an older person (usually to guys in QM 6th form).

I felt violated.
Never have I been a victim of a Reverse Paedophile.
And so, this post is an apology to H-ali the paedo as he will now be known as H-ali, the one of many victim of Reverse Paedophilia.He also got punched in the balls by B afterwards.