Drinking Cold water

Despite being so TONK, I have a weakness. Cold water.
Every time I drink cold water, my tummy hurts. Sometimes a lot, so i make a frowny face D: sometimes only a little.... But I still make the frowny face for the theatrical effects.

I think I discovered this during school. In school we have this water dispenser thing but instead of a barrel of proper mineral water, it's connected to the dirty Walsall tap for the dirty Walsall water obvs. It's kind of expected since our school is getting so bloody poor nowadays we have to provide our own lined paper...

Was so awkward taking this picture. There was a cleaning lady watching on the right...

I refill my bottle around 5/6 times a day, because I am a hydrated bastard. Before too long, I noticed the unpleasant side effect. It's worse after eating oily food, aka. Friday Canteen battered fish. That stuff is like someone dunked the motherfucker in hair grease.
Despite everything, I still drink the water, being a propa dare devil and all.

Cool facts btw!!  For the ugly people, drinking plenty of water makes your skin prettier.
And for the dumb people, losing 2% of water in your body can drastically affect your thinking capacity apparently.