Sheffield Interview

Over this year, applying for Dentistry in Uni, I was lucky enough to get 2 interviews from 2 of the top Unis. messed them both up.
Here's how not to mess yours up if you go for a University interview:

1) Dry your sweaty-ass hands on ur fucking trousers before shaking ur interviewer's hand.
Seriously, this is important. They're already risking their lives by getting some of your Chinese germs on them by shaking your hand. They definitely don't want no perspiration.

Hints and tips: Spray antiperspirant on the palms of your hands before entering the room. Preferably that new Lynx Attract shit. That will get you sex and a successful interview.

2) If they ask ''You do a lot of activities, how do you manage your time?'', never just say ''I don't''
That's just plain stupid.

Future plans: Having no offers, I'll probably take a gap year now. Do something worth while. Like volunteer work in Afrika :)
yeah, that Kony shit is getting to my head.