1.013 minutes for a toilet break (only a ''number 1'' tho. Number 2 and 3 would take too long obvs)
Anyways, I ignored what she said. Cuz i got every ting unda control. But to my surprise, my mum flipped HARD, snatched my controller and threw it in the kitchen bin (or pretended to, by throwing away something else like a toaster to make a loud ass noise for me to hear).
This was a common thing she did back when I was a kid, but now I'm 17... FML D: This is kind of embarrassing, while I'm writing this...
Every time she did this, I knew she didn't really throw it in the bin, since my mum's too nice (since I was little I've learnt to manipulate my parents). Or so I hope she didn't, because PS3 Controllers are like fucking £50. So... yeah...
Today, I got back after my ISA and saw that my mum's car wasn't there :D so... guess what I did hehe...
I gathered a search party of 1 and raided my house.
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| When my mum's car's not there, a magic red circle appears outside our house. |
First and most obviously, I looked in her room. I searched like every god-damn drawer but only turned out disappointed :( Btw you don't wanna look in a lady's drawer. Seriously. Don't.
THEN, it occured to me that she would hide it somewhere I would never look and where she could keep her eye on (no Chinese jokes please). THE KITCHEN! (no sexist jokes please).
THEN, it occured to me that she would hide it somewhere I would never look and where she could keep her eye on (no Chinese jokes please). THE KITCHEN! (no sexist jokes please).
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| Looked in all the pots. Just in case. |
It wasn't in there either and i gave up.
Live to fight another day.
**UPDATE** found it!! it was actually in the kitchen.
Live to fight another day.
**UPDATE** found it!! it was actually in the kitchen.
You dude are lucky... My mom AND dad hid my controller like 1239715 times. And I found it like 1239710 times, bcuz the obvious places for them to hide it were already USED before, and they became smarter and found other hiding places. Now, if I really feel like it, I'd spend a whole day to search for THEM(cuz they are 2, one of then hid like 6 months ago one of them hid 3 days ago), I'd surely fine at least one. But I just don't feel like it... And guess what? Like 2 days ago there were some news about some dude who played to much on the XBox and died. Well, lets say it's the worst thing that could have happened, bcuz mom was already panicked that I will have to wear glasses if I play to much, blah blah blah, parent stuff. So, even though, I finished school and I got the first prize (A+), I still have my PS3 controller taken, and my friend, who had like and average of B, can play ALL MOTHERFRICKIN DAY!) I just wanna be on an undiscovered island right now, and leave fucking everything behind... Oh and I forgot to tell you that I can only watch TV hours every day, my PC is passworded( great thing I know the password, but don't tell mom I know it) aaaand mom hid my phone too. GREAT FUCKING PARENT SKILZ MUM AND DAD!
ReplyDeleteArgh! Even though I am a girl, I play PS3 ALL THE TIME! Then, we took a long ass vaction to Florida. Apparently, the day before we left to Florida, my parents hid all three god damn remotes! Now, they're telling me they forgot where they put them!!! FML!
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